- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
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Well, this is awkward. [via]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50zmj6QgD1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.
— (via saywaahhtt)
This is why we've been best friends for 13 years
- Talking about party she's at that I was supposed to go to but didn't afterall
- Alex: YOU'RE LAME BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT COMING
- Me: I can't drive today I'll crash D:
- Alex: No I still hate you
- Me: Lies
- Alex: Truths
- Me: Fine then I won't feed you anymore
- Alex: No no no I'm kiddinggg):
- Me: -_____-<3
- Alex: ....</3
- Me: *sigh* I'll feed you
- Alex: Yayayay do you still go to school this week?
- Me: Yea:/ finals
- Alex: You slut
